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| Whaaaat was that loud noise? Seriously? Did you hear that? |
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| I'm a little bit alarmed by the rumbley "pffffrrttttttt" I just heard. I think it may have been an earthquake. |
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| Don't worry, I'll protect you. I'll check the room for structural damage. |
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| I found no structural damage. |
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| I suddenly feel as though I'm sitting in some very warm, very uncomfortable quicksand. |
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| That wasn't an earthquake, was it? And that's not quicksand, is it? |
