Declan's Blog

From the crib of Declan "Geyser Heinie" Clark...

Hey. Psst. Over here. Look, I don't have much time, so listen up. I can't let mom know I've hijacked her blog...

I've been alive for 18 weeks and some change now.

Let's see...that's...um...man, I need more fingers...130 days.

Man, that's a lot of days to put up with these people.

I have tried to send some SOS signals out to the world, but I've yet to get rescued.

Yeah, I'm looking at you. Sitting at home, staring at a computer screen, trying to look busy.

You people think it's cute how she embarrasses me on the internet, don't you?

 

 

I WOULD LIKE TO STRONGLY DISAGREE!

Uh-oh, I hear someone coming...

Okay, it's cool, it was the dog.

Anyway, if you could all just stop encouraging her to publicly humiliate me, that would be swell.

Is "swell" what all the pre-crawlers are saying these days? What? It's not 1952?

Hehehe, I have no idea what year it is. Or what a year is.

But seriously, she's ruining my swag.

*Swag action shot*

I can tell by your laughter that wasn't swag. Alright then, carry on.